Alright Chumblers, get your fill of what's going down! Heard about the potential 16-team College Football Playoff? Sources say the SEC wants 4 guaranteed spots! Even without that, SEC and Big Ten are gonna feast. Score! Seriously?! Some folks actually protested motherhood on Mother's Day. What in the world is going on? Elon's axe is swinging! His Department of Government Efficiency just slashed $7.8 million in DEI and STEM grants from Alabama universities. Ouch! Rep. Terri Sewell (D-Birmingham) says Trump firing the Librarian of Congress is a "whitewash." Is this why the Dems are gonna get smoked in '26? Rep. Dale Strong (R-Huntsville) says Space Command HQ in Alabama means 4,700 new jobs. Plus, the U.S. Space & Rocket Center's overseeing a new rocket being built. To the moon, Alice! Lt. Gov. Will Ainsworth says he's "pretty much" not running for U.S. Senate in 2026. So, who will step up? Stock market's partying hard after Trump's drug pricing order and the tentative U.S.-China trade deal. Correction's over, baby! Big Pharma's smiling all the way to the bank. Your daily dose of Alabama news from ChumCity!ChumCity Headlines!
College Football Chaos?
Mother's Day Mayhem?!
Musk's Budget Blitz
Sewell Sounds Off
Space Command Boom
Ainsworth's Out (For Now?)
Market Mania
