News Bites for ChumCity Peeps

Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause the news train's a-comin'! Here's the lowdown on what's been shakin' in the world:

Anchor Aboard! ...Then Adios?

Word on the street is ABC News' Terry Moran got the boot after a seriously spicy social media rant aimed at Trump and Stephen Miller. Bias in the media, ya say? Shocked Pikachu face.

Golden Dome Dreams

Rep. Dale Strong from Huntsville is all in on Trump's plan for a super-duper missile shield. Thinkin' the U.S. needs some serious defense. Pew pew!

Alabama's Courtroom Clash

Alabama's back in front of the Supreme Court over congressional maps. They're fighting a ruling that wants two Black congressional districts. Stay tuned!

Trade Winds Blowin'

US and China chilled out a bit in London, workin' on trade stuff like easing restrictions on rare earth minerals. Plus, Trump got a court win that lets him slap on tariffs. Power move!

Jersey Justice?

Rep. LaMonica McIver from New Jersey is in hot water! Indicted for allegedly inciting violence and mixing it up with cops during an anti-ICE protest. Could be lookin' at a 17-year vacay.

Senators Stand with Trump

Senators Tuberville and Britt are backing Trump's reaction to those anti-ICE riots in LA. Tuberville even had a little tiff with the Dems who seemed to think nothin' happened. Drama!

Trump Triumphs in California

Big win for Trump in California! He won a court fight against Governor Newsom, allowing him to use the California National Guard to keep the peace during those anti-ICE riots in Los Angeles.