Uh Oh, Trouble in Paradise?

Someone's singing the blues down at the ChumCity water cooler! We just got tipped off to a fella lamenting a serious lack of... affection at home.

A Dry Spell Leads to Dangerous Thoughts?

Apparently, a whopping three weeks have passed since this dude's wife showed him any, shall we say, kitty love. And now, he's publicly threatening to stray! Three weeks! Is that a record?

Is This a Cry for Help?

Is this guy serious, or just blowing off steam? Is this a relationship cry for help worthy of Dr. Phil?

What's ChumCity Think?

ChumCity, we need your wisdom! Is three weeks a legitimate reason to consider infidelity? Sound off in the comments – keep it classy, folks! Let's get this guy some advice (or a good therapist referral!).